Jesus, if you're listening, please help me.

Sad truth #1: John Travolta starred in a movie in 2007. This in and of itself is just uncalled for. The movie is called Wild Hogs, and it just makes me realize more and more that John should have stopped at Grease.

Sad truth #2: The Gazelle thinks this movie is hilarious. However, if you asked him man to man, he would tell you that he has only watched this movie because there was "nothing else on."

Sad truth #3: This movie is again contaminating our beautiful 42" DLP for approximately the 823,755,642,409th time.

Thank you so much Encore HD.

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