The Jogger's Touch

I'm sure that you know the story of King Midas.  Remember--the guy who turned everything to gold? Well, I've never claimed to be able to turn everyday items into precious metal, but I sure as hell can turn everyday items into worthless junk.

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Yes, that is not one, but TWO fried iPods.  Epic.

Need I detail any further the fact that my 'Jogger's Touch' was especially strong this past weekend?

At the moment, I'm brainstorming ways to re-purpose the aforementioned vegan zucchini chocolate-chunk muffins gone horribly wrong.  They look so sad and forlorn sitting in their muffin pans on the counter.  Any ideas?


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